December 2011
45 posts
“I’m not going to change my positions by virtue of being in a presidential...”
– Mitt Romney, in an interview on Fox News.
Pure comedy on Fox. Technically he’s correct, Mitt’s been changing his positions long before he ran for president.
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If everyone in the world held down the shift and 1 keys at the same time for one minute there would not be enough exclamation points...
Scruffy
I’m not taking sides in the Arizona Humane Society/Scruffy debate. Animals are euthanized every day and it’s sad every day.
But just like the guys over at Politifact, it’s the cover-up, not the crime. Guy Collison, AHS director:
“Scruffy’s story is heartbreaking, and underscores the worst-case-scenario of need eclipsing resources available. Despite recent media...
Peyton
I was just listening to the Sports Guy’s podcast and he was saying that he thinks the Colts players want to “play for Peyton” and they’ll try to beat Jacksonville. Right conclusion, wrong reason. For the players, there is no such thing as winning in 2017. It’s about winning next year. They’re playing for themselves. They don’t want to play with a rookie QB...
Et tu, Mr. Destructo?: I've Got a Really Good Idea... →
mrdestructo:
It’s called “Drunk Kitchen: My Drunk Sexual Decision.”
Like, I show up in the kitchen (or another guy or something—it doesn’t have to be me), and me and the Drunk Kitchen girl start making out, and she’s like, “I don’t know, I have a boyfriend,” and I’m like, “OK,” but we don’t stop kissing, and…
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I think that is every sex story told in the Grantland offices
“Red Sox out of Carlos Beltran hunt.”
– @nickcafardo, National baseball writer for The Boston Globe. (via sportsnetny)
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
If you haven't watched the baby hearing for the... →
…do this now
Preach it
samsplace:
Just got involved in preventing a near gay-bashing, and barely missed rolling around in the street with a couple drunken fratboy assholes. I only avoided throwing down with them because the monster of a karate teacher from next door stepped out and explained that those boys were about to find out what swallowing their teeth felt like. Afterwards he turned to me.
“You know whose...
Cancel everything →
Literary culture is NOT under siege →
I am sick of making this argument. Books aren’t going anywhere, Richard Russo.
“We are the working class and wherever there is work, you must go work.”
– Manny Ramirez (via Hardball Talk)
“I think I’ll always be a Chicago White Sox no matter what happens from here on...”
– Mark Buehrle (via starlinsandpinstripes)
“Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22 out of 30 top al Qaeda leaders who have been...”
– Damn, Barack.
