February 2012
6 posts
Loving Timmy Wakefield →
My take on the departed Pope of the knuckleballers.
January 2012
19 posts
“My kid has become obsessed with numbers, particularly how high they can go and...”
– Big Daddy Drew explains religion, basically
“In this way, whether he means to or not, Mr. Romney connects with a central...”
– bong
Variety is the spice of your face
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love AJ... →
I think it’s self-explanatory
Corrections In The New York Times, You Are My...
underscoredmatthews:
“An article on Monday about Jack Robison and Kirsten Lindsmith, two college students with Asperger syndrome who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship, misidentified the character from the animated children’s TV show “My Little Pony” that Ms. Lindsmith said she visualized to cheer herself up. It is Twilight Sparkle, the nerdy intellectual, not...
December 2011
45 posts
“I’m not going to change my positions by virtue of being in a presidential...”
– Mitt Romney, in an interview on Fox News.
Pure comedy on Fox. Technically he’s correct, Mitt’s been changing his positions long before he ran for president.
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If everyone in the world held down the shift and 1 keys at the same time for one minute there would not be enough exclamation points...
Scruffy
I’m not taking sides in the Arizona Humane Society/Scruffy debate. Animals are euthanized every day and it’s sad every day.
But just like the guys over at Politifact, it’s the cover-up, not the crime. Guy Collison, AHS director:
“Scruffy’s story is heartbreaking, and underscores the worst-case-scenario of need eclipsing resources available. Despite recent media...
Peyton
I was just listening to the Sports Guy’s podcast and he was saying that he thinks the Colts players want to “play for Peyton” and they’ll try to beat Jacksonville. Right conclusion, wrong reason. For the players, there is no such thing as winning in 2017. It’s about winning next year. They’re playing for themselves. They don’t want to play with a rookie QB...
Et tu, Mr. Destructo?: I've Got a Really Good Idea... →
mrdestructo:
It’s called “Drunk Kitchen: My Drunk Sexual Decision.”
Like, I show up in the kitchen (or another guy or something—it doesn’t have to be me), and me and the Drunk Kitchen girl start making out, and she’s like, “I don’t know, I have a boyfriend,” and I’m like, “OK,” but we don’t stop kissing, and…
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I think that is every sex story told in the Grantland offices
“Red Sox out of Carlos Beltran hunt.”
– @nickcafardo, National baseball writer for The Boston Globe. (via sportsnetny)
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
If you haven't watched the baby hearing for the... →
…do this now
Preach it
samsplace:
Just got involved in preventing a near gay-bashing, and barely missed rolling around in the street with a couple drunken fratboy assholes. I only avoided throwing down with them because the monster of a karate teacher from next door stepped out and explained that those boys were about to find out what swallowing their teeth felt like. Afterwards he turned to me.
“You know whose...
