goatsonstuff:

Get a move on, goat, the hound and his hellbeast are nearly upon you.

goatsonstuff:

Get a move on, goat, the hound and his hellbeast are nearly upon you.

(Source: animals-riding-animals)

365drinks:

Date: February 18, 2013 Drink: Cherry Mixture Cocktail Glass: Land of 10,000 Lakes

365drinks:

Date: February 18, 2013
Drink: Cherry Mixture Cocktail
Glass: Land of 10,000 Lakes

wtfevolution:

So you’ve got this fish. And it’s got eyes on either side of its head, like any normal, self-respecting fish should have. Then you decide to start keeping it on the seafloor, where it can lie flat on its side and camouflage in the sand. Smart move! But now one of its eyes is on the ground!You could just make your fish a new body that’s oriented flat-wise, like a stingray’s. You could do that. Or you could take the fish that’s born vertical and, during its most vulnerable developmental years, slowly move one of its eyes across to the other side of its head until the poor bastard looks like something Pablo Picasso dreamed up after a scuba-diving accident. 

As if puberty weren’t bad enough already. Thanks a lot, evolution.

wtfevolution:

So you’ve got this fish. And it’s got eyes on either side of its head, like any normal, self-respecting fish should have. Then you decide to start keeping it on the seafloor, where it can lie flat on its side and camouflage in the sand. Smart move! But now one of its eyes is on the ground!

You could just make your fish a new body that’s oriented flat-wise, like a stingray’s. You could do that. Or you could take the fish that’s born vertical and, during its most vulnerable developmental years, slowly move one of its eyes across to the other side of its head until the poor bastard looks like something Pablo Picasso dreamed up after a scuba-diving accident. 

As if puberty weren’t bad enough already. Thanks a lot, evolution.

(Source: sadvanillaice, via insanelycool)

365drinks:

Date: February 4, 2013 Drink: Scarlett O’Hara Glass: Atlanta 1996

man i want that ish

365drinks:

Date: February 4, 2013
Drink: Scarlett O’Hara
Glass: Atlanta 1996

man i want that ish

goatsonstuff:

This exclusive clubhouse is, of course, goats only.

goatsonstuff:

This exclusive clubhouse is, of course, goats only.

fuckyeahungulates:

Sheep (Ovis aries)

fuckyeahungulates:

Sheep (Ovis aries)

(Source: flickr.com, via nocoastoffense)

Via @BenjaminAarons, here’s a sloth riding into battle

Via @BenjaminAarons, here’s a sloth riding into battle

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